Right now I'm working on my Duncan the donut cop cosplay from Wreck it Ralph and if my half assed scheduling and planning is any indication, I should probably get it finished by end of this month (with a month to spare before Dragon Con!). Now this leaves me time, which leaves me antsy, which leads to either the best ideas or the worst ideas, I can't tell. What are these ideas? Well, donuts are universally awesome. Even take away the frosting, you got bagels, which are still awesome. So with the costume being a giant donut, the only logical thing to do is go to donut shop and get free donuts.
How does that work? I Don't know! People like giant foam mascots (or in my case foam mascot held together by pool noodles). So in my head I go in, they'll be so amazed by my Duncan cosplay that they'll literally give me a dozen donuts for free and ask for pictures. I Don't see how this can go any otherway. I Want to try and do this all day and see how many free donuts I can rack up or in the very least get pictures of me staring into the windows of donut shops and looking horrified that people are cooking and eating my people alive. Like I think it through and this idea sounds so good that it maybe wrong and I'm overlooking something. That and I want to say usually by the third donut I get sick of them and if I have abuncha boxes of them...well, I don't know what I'd do. Part of me wants to get as many and chuck it at old people...or give it to real cops.
Speaking of real cops I asked one of my friend's friend's who is a for reals cop if he wants to come along and wear his uniform or whatever while I possibly go through with this dumb idea and treat it like a buddy cop thing. This costume works on so many idiot levels that I don't see how it can't work. So that's my idea, we'll see if I do it next month. Man, cosplay be serious business yo.