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From the Barrel of Love

Because I'm still surprised people like it is why it's here...

So this is what it means to be Asian...

Mon Mar 9, 2009, 12:49 AM
I Just drank 64 ounces of Jasmin tea while watching Planet B-Boy, Dragonball Z and then played some Street Fighter IV. I've never felt this Asian in awhile...

And what the fuck is up with the lesbian themed IMVU ads? Are they implying I should "lez" out online or something? Plus one of them looks like Tila Tequila, so I immediatly want to cram an ice pick through her nose. You goddamn crazy kids and your 3D witchcraft...

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  • Listening to: Skold vs KMFDM
  • Reading: Umbrella Academy: Dallas
  • Watching: Dragonball Z
  • Playing: Street Fighter IV
  • Drinking: Alot of tea

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If it involves a guitar, synthosizer, plastic instruments or tons of red cornstarch. I'm so fucking there.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: A Place To Bury Strangers
  • Interests: My hobbies include (but arent limited to)Things you and I would rather not do
  • Favourite movie: Not the piece of shit known as Advent Children, that's for sure
  • Favourite band or musician: From the land of Volcano's; the lovely Lucia, she shrieks like a banshee and moves like a cat
  • Favourite genre of music: Any
  • Favourite artist: Arthur Suydam
  • Favourite poet or writer: Grant Morrison, Alan Moore, Robert Kirkman
  • Favourite photographer: Those stop lights that take a picture if you run a light
  • Favourite style of art: If you're reading this instead of looking, then just give up
  • Operating System: The souls of the weak
  • MP3 player of choice: A hammer and a q-tip
  • Shell of choice: Whatever protects me from the scientologists
  • Wallpaper of choice: Whatever hides bloody handprints the best
  • Skin of choice: The people that I take into my gingerbread house only to never be seen again...
  • Favourite game: Name that smell
  • Favourite gaming platform: A tight rope over a shark tank
  • Favourite cartoon character: Hand Banana
  • Personal Quote: It smells like a zombie abortion in here!
  • Tools of the Trade: Pens, Marker, Pencil, charcoal, the blood of infants or whatever else

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~ImBillPardy:iconImBillPardy: 6 days 5 hours ago
Ah, mine is trying to get better at doing bass on Rock Band. This is our competition [link]

Good news is score is only 60% of the score. The other 40% is showmanship and we're going to bring it AKA make total fucking asses of ourselves.

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Put The Gun
In My Mouth
Close Your Eyes
Blow My Fucking Brains Out
Pretty Patterns
On The Floor
Enough For You
But I Still Need More
~DUSK-001:iconDUSK-001: 5 days 8 hours ago
LOL man, have fun. you guys probably do better than me
~ImBillPardy:iconImBillPardy: 4 days 9 hours ago
Thanks, we're mostly going to try and win with showmanship AKA LOTS of fire and broken plastic instruments.

--
Put The Gun
In My Mouth
Close Your Eyes
Blow My Fucking Brains Out
Pretty Patterns
On The Floor
Enough For You
But I Still Need More
~ImBillPardy:iconImBillPardy: 4 days 7 hours ago
Yeah...

I Know one of our friends AKA competing bands is going to be using alot of fake blood. This tournament is going to be either interesting or lawsuit worthy.

--
Put The Gun
In My Mouth
Close Your Eyes
Blow My Fucking Brains Out
Pretty Patterns
On The Floor
Enough For You
But I Still Need More
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